A young Poptropican with blonde hair walked down the street of Spy Island. His name was Quick Onion. He was heading down to the ASAP Restaurant (formerly the BAD Bistro, until BAD’s evil ways were stopped by none other than Quick Onion himself). He entered the dining place. He read a sign on the wall that said Here we make sure you get your food ASAP(As Soon As Possible). He sat down at a table and a waiter came up to him and asked him what he wanted to eat. Onion looked at the menu when he heard the person sitting at the table behind him jump up. Q. Onion tried to turn around to see why the person had jumped up when the waiter lunged at him. “Oof”, says Onion as he’s tackled aand hit’s the floor. He looked and saw a man in a chef’s hat come out of the kitchen and then… everything went black. (to be continued)